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Halloween Costume ideas, Helen Keller's butthole, and more

Back to basics with Metallica and unorthodox pitching deliveries

Cheers and Jeers, and a new Story Time

Need some shitty gambling advice? I know a guy.

I shamelessly and shittily ape the great Bill Scheft

College football scandals in audio form, and candidates we can believe in

Story Time about Bill, and a high school football play-by-play ad read goes wrong

Fun with Photoshop, and Story Time about Timmy

The debut of Story Time

Another dip in the ASF Marinade

Part II of the Cowboys' Power Ranking

Part I of the Cowboys' Power Ranking

I want you to put out the word...that we back up.

R.I.P. fellas.

More baseball tales, and Omar comin'.

Mavs vs. Celtics through the years, and a new feature celebrating "The Wire."

A 4.5k word NCAA Baseball Tournament preview that literally nobody asked for.

DFW sports' teams bigtime moments in their league's final four.

TV's Hottest MILFs, and coaching clichés.

A Mom's Day Tribute to my favorite gal.

A mental enema on a Friday.

Story songs, baseball cards, and my mom reads this?

All about the Dallas Basketball Mavericks, and my personal favorite Mavs of all-time; Dick Motta prominently involved. 

Kickass tunes from "The Karate Kid," and an important anniversary. 

Birthday playlist for my wife, Tiger Woods, Hellen Keller follow-up, and Shakespeare's classic work about the 18th President of the United States. 

'80s Ladies playlist, banana slugs, Pioneer Pete, the genesis of "Midrange Muff," and the saga of some lucky couch cushions.

Grab bag playlist, March Madness, Captain Planet, and Jim Nantz getting up and down in a couple strokes.

This one's all about the Texas Rangers, Opening Day, and fun with safe words.

Low key ballpark classics playlist and the Cobra Kai. 

'90s middle school dance classics playlist, an ill-timed dick shot, Orenthal pogs, and motherfuckin' Starter jackets.

Existential angst bangers playlist, breaking bats, bullpen carts, and the majesty of tandem relays.

My wife's review of this Valentine's Day edition: "Ew. Gross."

An all Super Bowl edition, and I clown on Eli Manning; low-hanging fruit is often the tastiest. 

Road trip bangers playlist, and some of my favorite WWE moments.  

Karaoke classics playlist, baseball stories, and the greatest Fowl Ball ever caught.  

Walk-up songs playlist, high school mascots, and more masturbation references than you can shake a dick at.