August 21st, 2024
I know, I know, I suck. I've been super busy lately with work, and my kids, and dealing with a soul-crushing bout of depression, and I haven't been posting as much as normal. I promise, I feel like shit about it.
So to make it up to you, and to tide you over until I can finish Power Ranking the most hilarious college football scandals of all-time, today I unveil a new feature here at ASF that I'm really excited about: Story Time.
What is Story Time? It's exactly what the fuck it sounds like! I'm gonna tell you a story. But this won't be a normal ASF experience where you read 5K words about obscure Cowboys' quarterbacks (Steve Pueller, MOFOS!!!) and foreskin jokes. No, this is different; this is special. Since we're firmly into the 21st century and all, these stories will be of the audio variety. That's right, ASF can now be enjoyed with your eyes AND ears!!! So listen up to the first two versions of Story Time, try your best to not pay attention to the shittily recorded and edited audio, and enjoy.
